Ice hard
Minnesota
in winter was a hard place.
But not nearly hard enough, Mrs. Bjorn Johnson concluded.
That damn Bjorn, fishing addict he was, had been up in that there damn ice
fishing hut for the entire weekend, tending to the entirely wrong set of holes.
How was a woman supposed to get any lovin’ this way? She’d
even wore her sexiest nightie -the long insulated green one without any feet –
to bed last night, but her beloved Big B merely gave her a wet smacking kiss on
the cheek and rolled over.
Discouraged, she’d put her footie pajamas back on and spent
the night coming up with her cunning plan. If Mohammad couldn’t come to the
mountain….
Already dressed in her warmest garments, Julika, sturdy,
independent woman she was, strode across the three foot thick ice and throw the
blowing snow to Bjorn’s sizable ice-fishing hut.
Not even knocking, she flung open the door. “Hello,
darling,” she sing songed, walking into the heated room.
“Holeee cannooooli, Julika, what are you doing here?”
Bjorn’s arousing Minnesotan drawl tingled her neglected places as he leapt to
his feet, nearly upsetting the chair he’d been perched on watching the black
waters under the ice. His shirt sleeves had been rolled up, revealing strong
forearms, just like Paul Bunyan. Julika pressed her thighs together at the sight.
“Why, can’t a devoted wife see to her husband’s comfort?”
she purred, peeling off her thermal mittens, her scarf, ear muffs, and stocking
cap with the panache and confident cocked hip of a showgirl.
Bjorn gulped.
She unzipped her down coat, tooth by agonizing tooth,
holding Bjorn’s gaze the entire time. He swallowed as she tossed it onto his
small table, scattering fishing magazines and a lone copy of Maxim. She’d pin
his ears back good about that later. Right now, this real life woman’s real
life needs demanded attention. She was on a mission.
Her insulated vest went next. She peeled and tugged and
unzipped and unbuttoned until she stood before him in her boots and clinging
silk thermal long johns.
“Bjorn, I just had to know how your…pole…was doing.” Julika
ran her hands up and down her torso and breasts just like she’d seen in the
stripper aerobics tape Annika had snuck to her under the table at the last
Church Ladies’ Social.
Her man’s blue eyes bugged out at her hard nipples and
unbound hair. A gratifying lump appeared in his flannel lined jeans.
Leaning against the table, she spread her legs, letting him
get a good look at her puffy hoo-ha pressed against her longies. Her fingers
delved past the waist band of the drawers and stroked aching flesh.
“Now, you gonna provide for your woman, Bjorn Johnson, or am
I going to have to become a DIY gal?”
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