Power Girl! I have come to the conclusion that the hamam is the cure for all the world's ills.
You can turn over as you need as the warmth soaks into your aching, travel-weary body. She comes back in with soap and a exfoliating mitt and scrubs you all over, front and back, so that your skin is incredibly smooth and clean.
You get rinsed by more hot, clean water splashed over you.
This feels like heaven.
Finally, she washes your hair.
At the end, you ooze your boneless way back to your little room and try to remember how to put on clothes.