Don't rub your eye after you've handled ginger.
Or this song will take on a whole new meaning.
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Monday, August 13, 2012
SHOE GREED!
- WARNING! You may cause whiplash wearing these shoes in public! Others are bound to fall head over heels in love watching you prancing down the pavement in the provocative Vivienne Westwood™ Regent!
- Sensationally striped leather upper.
- Wide round throatline.
- Leather lining.
- Leather insole.
- Leather outsole.
- Spanish heel.
- Made in Italy.
- Measurements:
- Heel Height: 4 in
Sunday, August 5, 2012
Here we go again; the denegration of women's reading
To be clear; I have not read 50 Shades of Grey yet. I have been too busy getting Dracula Unleashed (Book Three of the Blood Wings series) into some kind of order. But naturally, I have an opinion about the nasty, denigrating comments about books that women like to read.
I have touched on these themes before in my Defense of Twilight posts, (here, here, here, here, here), but they bear repeating.
In no particular order, I want to point out the following things.
1. Women are not stupid.
Some critics think that the people who read 50 Shades are going to jump right in and start doing unsafe sexual practices, such as untutored BDSM. There are millions and millions of people tying each other up and spanking like crazy without having been to a single workshop at a leather conference and somehow they survive. Guess what. We do know how to do research.
2. Women are able to separate fantasy from reality.
Teenagers who watched the Batman series in the late 1960s did not try climbing up buildings crouched over with a single rope.
3. Women are not illiterate.
50 Shades is considered to be horribly written, with cliches and redundant phrasing. Here's a little rebuttal from Joanna Russ' How to Suppress Women's Writing, pg. 129:
Portnoy's Complaint is considered Great Literature. Susie Bright gets told to shut up. Say no more.
5. Ultimately, it is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS what a woman reads.
Adult men can read comic books, war novels, spy novels - anything they want, really. Because it is none of our business what they read. Same for women.
Will I read 50 Shades of Grey? After I meet my deadline, for sure. I'm sure parts of it will annoy me and others will get my motor runnin'.
Just like any other novel.
I have touched on these themes before in my Defense of Twilight posts, (here, here, here, here, here), but they bear repeating.
In no particular order, I want to point out the following things.
1. Women are not stupid.
Some critics think that the people who read 50 Shades are going to jump right in and start doing unsafe sexual practices, such as untutored BDSM. There are millions and millions of people tying each other up and spanking like crazy without having been to a single workshop at a leather conference and somehow they survive. Guess what. We do know how to do research.
2. Women are able to separate fantasy from reality.
Teenagers who watched the Batman series in the late 1960s did not try climbing up buildings crouched over with a single rope.
3. Women are not illiterate.
50 Shades is considered to be horribly written, with cliches and redundant phrasing. Here's a little rebuttal from Joanna Russ' How to Suppress Women's Writing, pg. 129:
Women always write in the vernacular....
In the vernacular, it is...hard to be "classic", to be smooth, to be perfect. The Sacred Canon of Literature quite often pretends that some works can be not only atemporal and universal (that is, outside of history, a religious claim) but without flaw and without perceptible limitations. It's hard, in the vernacular, to pretend this, to paper over the cracks. It's also hard to read the vernacular as Holy Writ...
Minority art, vernacular art, is marginal art.4. Women's sexual fantasies and arousal are important.
Portnoy's Complaint is considered Great Literature. Susie Bright gets told to shut up. Say no more.
5. Ultimately, it is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS what a woman reads.
Adult men can read comic books, war novels, spy novels - anything they want, really. Because it is none of our business what they read. Same for women.
Will I read 50 Shades of Grey? After I meet my deadline, for sure. I'm sure parts of it will annoy me and others will get my motor runnin'.
Just like any other novel.
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
I admit it. I love James Bond.
And there is a new trailer for Skyfall!
And did you all know I used Daniel Craig as my inspiration for Lance Soleil?
And did you all know I used Daniel Craig as my inspiration for Lance Soleil?
Friday, July 13, 2012
Dracula's Desires is available for pre-sale!
Isn't it a gorgeous, sexy cover?
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
My very weird brain.
There is a downside to growing up in a family of clowns. Today was a great example.
This afternoon, I treated myself to lunch at the yummy Davis Street Tavern. To my left, a gentleman was interviewing a lady for some kind of tech/design position.
(first off, can I just say "Euuuwww" to interviewing someone while they are trying to eat? In public, where strangers can listen in? Isn't the lunch portion of an interview supposed to be a break so the interviewee can relax and let their personality emerge?? Sheesh)
The gentleman (who looked like he was about to mow the lawn - I mean, come on, dude! She's interviewing you, too) said something that went a little something like this:
"You are in a meeting with a client. You've done your research and come up with what you think is the best proposal. I come to the meeting and I completely disagree with you. My proposal is the exact opposite of yours. What do you do?"
I had to clap my hand over my mouth because I wanted to answer that question for her. And I wanted to say, "Well, naturally you stand up and scream:
'WRONG! YOU ARE WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING???'"
Lord, I crack myself up.
This afternoon, I treated myself to lunch at the yummy Davis Street Tavern. To my left, a gentleman was interviewing a lady for some kind of tech/design position.
(first off, can I just say "Euuuwww" to interviewing someone while they are trying to eat? In public, where strangers can listen in? Isn't the lunch portion of an interview supposed to be a break so the interviewee can relax and let their personality emerge?? Sheesh)
The gentleman (who looked like he was about to mow the lawn - I mean, come on, dude! She's interviewing you, too) said something that went a little something like this:
"You are in a meeting with a client. You've done your research and come up with what you think is the best proposal. I come to the meeting and I completely disagree with you. My proposal is the exact opposite of yours. What do you do?"
I had to clap my hand over my mouth because I wanted to answer that question for her. And I wanted to say, "Well, naturally you stand up and scream:
'WRONG! YOU ARE WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING???'"
Lord, I crack myself up.
Character Creation, part two
(Previous post here)
Now you have have some (more or less) randomly generated numbers. You are ready to start building your character's basic attributes.
Get another piece of paper and right down these six TLAs:
STR (Strenght) This denotes how much your character can carry and (obviously) how much physical strength they have.
DEX (Dexterity) refers to reflexes, balance, and flexibility. A Cirque du Soliel performer would have a DEX of 18 (the highest number you can get). An average person would be around 9.
CON (Constitution) tells you how much stamina this imaginary person has. It includes their ability to recover from stress or injury.
INT (Intelligence) is a measure of learning and reasoning skill. An example of intelligence in action is how quickly this character learns languages.
WIS (Wisdom) is different from intelligence in that it denotes a person's willpower, awareness, common sense, and intuition.
CHA (Charisma) refers to the ability to lead, their personality, appearance, and skill at diplomacy.
Then place those random numbers randomly on your characteristics.
This character is moderately strong, pretty flexible, smart enough to get into trouble, and likes to lead.
For a person with this kind of dexterity, I would most likely make them a cat-burglar in training, or perhaps a business owner who likes to tumble in their free time.
See how you can get a wide variety of ideas from six simple attributes?
Roll some dice and have some fun! That's why we write, after all. :)
Now you have have some (more or less) randomly generated numbers. You are ready to start building your character's basic attributes.
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| More or less random numbers |
Get another piece of paper and right down these six TLAs:
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| Weird three letter acronyms |
DEX (Dexterity) refers to reflexes, balance, and flexibility. A Cirque du Soliel performer would have a DEX of 18 (the highest number you can get). An average person would be around 9.
CON (Constitution) tells you how much stamina this imaginary person has. It includes their ability to recover from stress or injury.
INT (Intelligence) is a measure of learning and reasoning skill. An example of intelligence in action is how quickly this character learns languages.
WIS (Wisdom) is different from intelligence in that it denotes a person's willpower, awareness, common sense, and intuition.
CHA (Charisma) refers to the ability to lead, their personality, appearance, and skill at diplomacy.
Then place those random numbers randomly on your characteristics.
This character is moderately strong, pretty flexible, smart enough to get into trouble, and likes to lead.
For a person with this kind of dexterity, I would most likely make them a cat-burglar in training, or perhaps a business owner who likes to tumble in their free time.
See how you can get a wide variety of ideas from six simple attributes?
Roll some dice and have some fun! That's why we write, after all. :)
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